Would you like to swing on a star?

Julia Roberts taking a 5 year hiatus from film.
Sure....I guarantee you this will not happen. That kid (I'm sorry, kids plural) will have a nanny and Jules will be back filming "Mona Lisa Smiles Again" or some other quirky romantic comedy quicker than you can say "I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her" then inserting your finger into your throat in a gagging motion. So you see, I do want her to go away...believe you me, nothing would make me happier than to never hear her annoying laugh or look at her horse face again (that's right, I said horse face...and speaking of horses.) Just don't hold your breath, that's all I'm saying.

"Surviving Christmas" isn't so great. Shocker. Seriously, shocked.

Jay & Silent Bob on Degrassi. Well, Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes. For 3 episodes. And I'm not even somewhat embarassed that I'm obsessed w/ a candian show about high school kids.

Jon Stewart on "60 Minutes". And we're ready for round two. Wait, this isn't a debate, it's a profile. Disregard boxing reference. But still, Jon could take him.

Happy Birthday to me. And what better way to celebrate than the season premiere of "The O.C." (ever notice how I go back and forth b/w using parentheses and italics to denote tv shows and films?) So to celebrate my impending 1/4 life crisis, I will watch people who are prettier than me, have more money than me (even Chino Ryan), but don't necessarily have more fun than me (anyone remember that trip to TJ?) Good times, indeed.
R.